Competition over. Here are the suggested comments.
| Sleeping Beauty falls asleep for 100 years. Pet goat doesn't make it. |
| 13th-Dan ninja climber lies exhausted after inflicting Mongolian Kiss of Death on trespassing sheep. |
| Damien takes a break from antichrist work - a good omen! |
| Despite dying at the same time as the control animal, the climber's remarkable state of preservation shows how a diet high in alcohol and cholesterol can have a long-term effect in enhancing a youthful complexion. |
| Killing a goat with one look can have the unfortunate side-effect of sending a gorgon into a catatonic state. |
| Hamlet decides to end it all after discovering Yorick was not the handsome young chap he'd seemed to be. |
| Rogered senseless by a wild goat, this climber managed a fatal retaliation before collapsing exhausted to the ground. |
| How was it for you? |
| Maybe I should have turned left at Albuquerque? |
| Long term tests show that clothing made from recycled coke bottles proves to be much less biodegradable than natural fibers |
| Fleeced! |
| My what big horns you have! |
| Winifred takes a drunken misstep during the spring fertility dance to the Goat God. |
| I've woken up next to some old goats before but this takes the biscuit! |
| What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. |
| Here's looking at you, kid! |
| He was highly skulled in mountain survival and could happily sleep anywhere... |
| Juxtaposition |
| 'Feck how long have you been waiting on the mountain rescue' |
| Charlotte's latest goat growing experiment fails disastrously. |
| Ok .. but no tongues ...Alright !!!!!! |
| Indiana Bones and The Kingdom Of The Goat Skull? I'll get me coat... |
| 37 days into the annual "Girl and Goat" Karakorum trek and quite lost, Lucky the goat finds she's not that lucky after all. |
| The young lady's morning breath could strip flesh, as the nosy goat found to it's demise. |
| That was a great night, darlin'... |
| Desperate times in Donegal. A recession-hit Irish man tries for a hefty payout from the toothfairy. |
| hehe, the old kiss me i'm a prince in a frog trick works every time |
