Competition over. Here are the suggested comments.
| I said grab your coat, You've pulled! |
| I said grab your coat, You've pulled! |
| I said grab your coat, You've pulled! |
| We said, grab you're coat we've pulled! |
| Even though he gave up sniffing glue in the 60's Alan was still prone to flashbacks. |
| My hotel room is this way ladies...... |
| Human slaves. In an Alien nation! Ah-ah-ah ah-ah! |
| Alan regrets leaving a trace as the environmental heavy squad pounces. |
| Contemplating the toasted acorn and bluebottle salad Alan wishes he hadn't agreed to brunch. |
| Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride, squirrel and president at his side, uh-huh. |
| ...and can you describe the assailants? well one was a giant - Um, sort of, it was very dark actually... |
| One on the right says, "Doctor, Doctor, I've a large unsightly growth on my arm". |
| He thought, any ride is better than walking |
| Thw worlds most famous hill walker, and a couple of wags |
| Its amazing what you can do with an old tent lining and two ping pong balls. |
| And the frog costume is pretty good too. |
| the budget for the Futurama film was slashed again... |
| Even thought his oxygen levels were extremely low... He was going to show that frog and squirrel the time of their lives! |
| Guess who just farted! |
| You may now kiss the bride |
| A horrible creature rose from the bog but was quickly apprehended by two Gardai. |
| Alan Tees completes the Belfast Marathon with his trusty walking stick and the help of Squirrel Nutkin and Mr Jeremy Fisher. |
| Margaret Tees models a Dior trouser suit in disruptive pattern material, while her husband demonstrates the folly of trying to match stone-coloured chinos with a mauve shirt. PJ, in two-tone russet silk shows how important it is to get a hat that fits properly. |
| Ireland's Hokey-Kokey champion (centre) suffers embarrassing disqualification after triple dress-sense by-pass. |
| Mr Tees, a sprightly 76, finished the 2 mile course in a shade under one hour using only a stick and the occasional helping arm. Another victory for age over beauty! |
| In a quavering voice he told our reporter, "There's life in us owld wans yet Cuddy". |
| Listen...Froggie, Squirrely. I just don't think the world will accept our love. |
| ...and then I said to he Queen "We really should have a naked tea party" and she replied "What a wonderful idea Sir Alan"... |
| After evading arrest for centuries, the undercover PSNI finally get their man. |
| Frog says: You'd be walking like this too if you'd just had that pole shoved up yer **** |
| Culdaff Superheroes On Patrol |
| Frog says: You'd have eyes like this too if you'd just had that pole shoved up yer **** |
| The latest CCCs' are made welcome and the recruitment drive continues! |
| Bolt conspirator being led away by Daly and McDaid. |
