Competition over. Here are the suggested comments.
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| I said grab your coat, You've pulled!
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| I said grab your coat, You've pulled!
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| I said grab your coat, You've pulled!
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| We said, grab you're coat we've pulled!
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| Even though he gave up sniffing glue in the 60's Alan was still prone to flashbacks.
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| My hotel room is this way ladies......
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| Human slaves. In an Alien nation! Ah-ah-ah ah-ah!
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| Alan regrets leaving a trace as the environmental heavy squad pounces.
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| Contemplating the toasted acorn and bluebottle salad Alan wishes he hadn't agreed to brunch.
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| Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride, squirrel and president at his side, uh-huh.
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| ...and can you describe the assailants? well one was a giant - Um, sort of, it was very dark actually...
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| One on the right says, "Doctor, Doctor, I've a large unsightly growth on my arm".
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| He thought, any ride is better than walking
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| Thw worlds most famous hill walker, and a couple of wags
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| Its amazing what you can do with an old tent lining and two ping pong balls.
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| And the frog costume is pretty good too.
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| the budget for the Futurama film was slashed again...
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| Even thought his oxygen levels were extremely low... He was going to show that frog and squirrel the time of their lives!
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| Guess who just farted!
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| You may now kiss the bride
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| A horrible creature rose from the bog but was quickly apprehended by two Gardai.
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| Alan Tees completes the Belfast Marathon with his trusty walking stick and the help of Squirrel Nutkin and Mr Jeremy Fisher.
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| Margaret Tees models a Dior trouser suit in disruptive pattern material, while her husband demonstrates the folly of trying to match stone-coloured chinos with a mauve shirt. PJ, in two-tone russet silk shows how important it is to get a hat that fits properly.
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| Ireland's Hokey-Kokey champion (centre) suffers embarrassing disqualification after triple dress-sense by-pass.
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| Mr Tees, a sprightly 76, finished the 2 mile course in a shade under one hour using only a stick and the occasional helping arm. Another victory for age over beauty!
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| In a quavering voice he told our reporter, "There's life in us owld wans yet Cuddy".
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| Listen...Froggie, Squirrely. I just don't think the world will accept our love.
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| ...and then I said to he Queen "We really should have a naked tea party" and she replied "What a wonderful idea Sir Alan"...
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| After evading arrest for centuries, the undercover PSNI finally get their man.
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| Frog says: You'd be walking like this too if you'd just had that pole shoved up yer ****
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| Culdaff Superheroes On Patrol
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| Frog says: You'd have eyes like this too if you'd just had that pole shoved up yer ****
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| The latest CCCs' are made welcome and the recruitment drive continues!
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| Bolt conspirator being led away by Daly and McDaid.
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