| There once was a climber called Cooper,
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| Who thought doing new routes was super, |
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| Every line that he took, |
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| Was one for the book, |
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| The bloke was a bit of a looper. |
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| A climber called Rod on "Hell's Kitchen" |
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| Said "Why is everyone bitchin'? |
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| Sure, I like to climb slow |
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| It's to make sure I grow |
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| A nice thick coating of lichen" |
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| There once was a climber from Derry |
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| His legs were tattooed and hairy |
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| His leads took three hours |
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| 'Cause he looked at the flowers |
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| So his belayer called him a FAIRY |
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| A climber from Coleraine called Punch |
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| Could lead when it came to the crunch |
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| But if given the chance |
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| On his strings he would dance |
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| Till they lowered him down for his lunch |
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| An Eglinton climber called Tees |
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| Said "Can somebody grade this route please |
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| I think it's severe |
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| Or something quite near |
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| Or maybe it's up in the E's" |
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| A fellow called Bill cleaned a cliff |
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| He felt sure it would go at v. diff |
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| But the climb was extreme |
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| And it spoiled his dream |
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| So he sat down and rolled up a spliff |
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| There once was a wise owl Mullah |
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| His biceps and triceps were fuller |
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| That boy could hold on |
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| When his strength was all gone |
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| A helluva finger crimp puller |
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| A Waterside fella called Stu |
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| Just couldn't decide what to do |
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| Should he climb with the men? |
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| Or funk out once again? |
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| And just take a photo or two? |
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